In a season of continued ICO launches full of fraudulent activities, consumer demand for new prospective offerings for safer assets is only getting higher. We’ve seen the ICO of KodakCoin, EOS, Filecoin, and the unfortunate Dogecoin, and yet a new form of ICO is about to hit the internet with a guarantee to get people excited. The
only caveat? This ICO is an ‘Initial Card Offering’.
A spokesperson for Bitcon today announced a partnership to release a new product to fulfil everyones dreams of taking the inheritance from their grandmother and losing it all in a highly speculative online cryptocurrency.
In being asked about the ICO, the co-founders stated: “If people are going to get excited by an ICO by companies with interesting track record like Kodak, we thought people would be lining up to fund a more audacious project.”.
Initially plans were in place to list on the traditional block chain platforms, however the realisation occurred that perhaps it would be better to launch on Kickstarter instead.
“Our advisors scoured all recent ICO’s to pull out the key trends we should follow: we made sure our product was incapable of drawing a return on investment, we are prepared to flee to another country after raising funds (Antarctica seems to be quite free), and we prepared a white paper which apparently was pointless from a legal standpoint”.
We thought that our ICO should be at set at around $8,300 per game to match the global price of Bitcoin, apparently an initial price of $15 is more appropriate. Quite questionable considering Bitcon as opposed to Bitcoin is a tangible asset you can actually hold in your hand.
Utilising playing-card technology, the Bitcon game will create a non-encrypted physical ledger where you can lose all your money investing in Bitcoin. This takes place in the form of a card game. Yes, playing cards. With Bitcon you are invited to experience the roller coaster like thrills of investing in Bitcoin, without actually losing all your money.
