“The Donald” muscled his way into our GAMBONI campaign on Kickstarter as we received a sizable donation from an unknown backer from Russia. A Kickstarter Exclusive “TRUMP” card allows you to play the game with 6 players and is added to all backers (full game).
The Donald, or “The Don” as he now likes to be called, stated to reporters gathered at Bayrock; “This GAMBONI thing of ours is gonna be bigger than any other game you’ve ever seen. Bigger than PokerStars, bigger than Monopoly, bigger than RISK: Global Domination, even bigger than my own board game! I am putting millions of my own money in this. This is HUGE! We’ve got the best people, the best campaign and the best game out there.”
Continued via Twitter @GamboniGame: “Forgetabout The White House, I’m going back to my Penthouse – which is much nicer by the way – and re-claim my throne as King of New York. I’m too smart to be President. When I told my staff at the Oval Office to “Take care of something” they just looked at me like I was kidding but I am not kidding, I am dead serious when it comes to games and especially when it comes to WINNING. You have seen nothing yet, this is gonna be the greatest campaign in history. We got all the right connections to make this happen. Let’s make Kickstarter GREAT again!”
After firing the FBI Chief, “The Don” JUST fired our campaign manager. In a statement to the press: “He wasn’t doing a good job either.” As we are now only 50% funded, he stated that half the campaign is a total disaster. Now he persuaded us to add a 6th pledge level, to commemorate the fact that he is the 6th BOSS and to make this campaign more “commercial”.
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Contact Information:
Email: ewout@scusa.com
Campaign Link: www.kickstarter.com
